The problems with golf
|The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
My Call
A doctor rushed out of his study room. “Get me my bag!” he shouted....
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats’ facial expressions 9. The need for the same style of shoes in...
Real Men
Q. How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A....
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!