What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?A 15...
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog…
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
One of two reasons
I’ve noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot....
Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T