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Naughty, Naughty
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Sore Throat
A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells...
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...
Punishment For Bigamy
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-law’s!
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Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
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