Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
Bin Laden’s trip to the pearly gates!
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly...
A guide to walking tigers
|Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they...
Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at…
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when...