Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
How Man Takes A Bubble Bath
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband…
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with...
Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...
Success In Love
To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...