A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Fair business
Here’s one about the old native American who wanted a loan for $500. The...
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
Children’s letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was...
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall…
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall. While...
Star bangled banner
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star...