Describe professions
|What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING – You are ambitious yet stupid....
Question and answer
|An economist is a trained professional paid to guess wrong about the economy. An...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
Cars that Start
Can You name 3 Cars that start with P?Nope, they all start with Gas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months…
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to...
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still…
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out...
Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...