What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Meet me for lunch!
The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about...
Michael Jackson and the doctor…
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife...
Kids Thoughts!
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which...
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to…
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own...
Why Fake Orgasm
Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay.
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
Osama Bin Laden joke
Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw...
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?Don King.