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I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
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On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
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Why do blondes like lightning?
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A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau…
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall....
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie…
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might...
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond…
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. “It happens to...
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It was dusk time when a man had a flat tire right in front...