You\’re a Redneck if…
You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ’cause you’re...
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
Weathermen Are Nuts
Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10. Every night, his forecast is:...
Great memory!
A tourist was introduced to an Indian in New Mexico who was said to...
Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
Stinky Feet, Bad Breath
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!