Terminology
Important Legal When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the...
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual...
Flea Cure
Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?
Irish case of assault and battery
|In hearing an Irish case of assault and battery, counsel, in cross examining one...
Fortunate ingenuity
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little...
An honest lawyer
|An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business...
Little Johnny is coming home from the store…
Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in...