A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue…
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from...
The Fisherman
The FishermanOne day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...