The Diaper
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts…
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Blondes and Buildings
2 BLONDES WALK INTO A BUILDING….. WOULDN’T YOU THINK AT LEAST ONE OF THEM...