Book shelf
Monica Lewinsky’s tell-all book about her affair with the U.S. Presidenthas, for one Winnipeg...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...
Preserving the Egg of Life
Preserving the Egg of LifeObviously, Football is a syndrome of religious rites symbolizing thestruggle...
Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...
A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...