Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
A Message For The Manager
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when...
Customer support logs
|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may...
The Hillary’s room
President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary’s room. She complains...