Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
This snow plow driver from North Dakota…
This snow plow driver from North Dakota got married. He and his new Bride...
some more blonde q & a’s
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ? A: Gifted!...
What do they call condoms in Germany?
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen
Pilot On Drugs
“Ways You Can Tell Your Pilot is on Drugs”10. All the in-flight meals are...
Recycling
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband...
When God created Canada!
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “Today I...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Computer help stories
|AUSTIN, Texas – The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn’t get her new Dell...