Candles
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What’s green and has wheels?
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Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Naval Surgeon
“What kind of job do you do?” a lady passenger asked the man traveling...
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race…
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going togive...
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
More Pick Up Lines
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If Men were made by Kodak!
Wouldn’t it be great if men were made by Kodak!They would automatically shut off...
Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
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