Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
Dropped your wallet
|Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet....
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office…
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office.”Do you want the bad news first...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Childhood Diseases
Childhood Diseases Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for...
50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden…
50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden… Fifty Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....