Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour...
rabbits chased by wolf
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the...
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
How all careers end
|How careers end… Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far Eastern...
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...