Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying tothe Far East. Over...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Blonde orders a drink.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the...
The Union Worker.
Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when...
Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally…
Q: Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally made two appointments at...
oh-oh…whole page of women jokes!
Q. Why did God give man a penis?A. So we’d have at least one...
Why Beer is Better than Women
Why Beer is Better than Women1. YOU CAN ENJOY A BEER ALL MONTH LONG.2....