You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...
The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
A rural Frenchman was on trial…
A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife whenhe found her with...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...