Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
A wise choice
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a...
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
Undecided
The confused young man couldn’t decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Try as...
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
Where is the best place in a book store to find a man…
Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Beer, eh
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his...
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...