Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...
Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
A young couple gets married, and the groom…
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
A pregnant Irish women
What do you call a pregnant Black woman? A dope carrier!
Hired Help
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who...
What’s the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning...