A hot meal
Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they...
Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...
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And God Created Woman. And She was Good. She had 2 arms, 2 legs...
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East....
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...