Improving
Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper…
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when...
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
The workers prayer!
For those of you who may need it…A Prayer for the Stressed!Grant me the...
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolouredhair that’s green,...