Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
The traffic ticket.
A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work toappear for...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
A Choristers’ Guide To Keeping Conductors In Line
|The basic training of every singer should, of course, include myriad types of practical...
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
Green Circles
A woman goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of...
Top10 New Summer Camps!
Top 10 Summer Camps you should not send your kids to: 10. Tommy Lee’s———-...
Two roaches having a discussion
|Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion...