Hello
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
The computer prayer
|Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by...
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm…
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...
Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...