Food fight in a store
|In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend...
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
Real news headlines 03
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Squad Helps Dog...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...