Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
Banned Children’s Books
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What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
Why Mothers Cry
If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb...
Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...
Funniness
Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...