Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
The Smart Clerk!
A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in...
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice…
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art...
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk...
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Dinosaurs are talking
|Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”...
Pregnant Mystery
A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his...
Newest game at the whitehouse
What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!