Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Ribbet!
What is a frogs favorite drink? Croak-a-cola!
Death by Job Title!
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into...
Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...
Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
*** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman...
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
How to speak Southern
|WORLD FAMOUS SOUTHERN TALKBECOME A NATIVE SOUTHERNERHow to talk native SOUTHERN in one easy...