Because I’m a Guy!
Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while...
Snow White and her Prince
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Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
Polak Detective
Three men were all applying for the same job as a detective. One was...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Scorcher Murphy
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Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
Kleenex anyone?
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Why is pubic hair curly?
Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.