Correct Male Responses
What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
More Redneck Clues.
Even more clues you could be a Redneck…You can entertain yourself for more than...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
Did you hear about the hillbilly…
Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
First Visit
The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him...
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...