Three blondes were driving down the highway trying…
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
The Hunt
A guy tells his wife that she has three choices. She can either go...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Chinese laundry man
This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants,...
Bee jokes 01
|Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?A: Sting!Q: Who is the bees favorite pop...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...