A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
Cynic’s Approach To Love
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
Wealthy investors
|A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, “I...
Blonde’s Revenge
What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out...
Candybar Life
Candy Bar LifeIt was just another day and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar....