Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
If Men got pregnant!
1. Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.2. There would be a cure...
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they…
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
Different sex outcomes
Different sex outcomesBrunette after sex: “Oh that was great! Love you… wanna marry?”Blonde after...
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!
The devil’s wife!
A preacher was giving a sermon to a full church when all of a...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...