Polak At Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various...
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
Crafty Mom
John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn’t...
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...
Old vs. Young!
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young...