Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off…
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However,...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
Punishment For Bigamy
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-law’s!
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\\\\\’t like your kid.
Top 10 signs Santa doesn’t like your kid:10. Kid’s letter to North Pole comes...
Lawyer’s personal injury
|A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway....