The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
The new medical students!
Two young medical students were standing on a street corner observing people as they...
The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...
Televised operations
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Filing System
Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter...
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into…
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas...
Jewish Dog Does Tricks
A man walks into a shul with a dog. The shammas comes up to...