Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?There’s white...
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
A man went to the police station wishing to speak…
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
Army fitness report
|British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
Fun with telemarketers
|What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged...