Movie Ratings Explained
G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road…
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving...
Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
Room in Hell
A self-centered, unbelieving man… ok a lawyer… died and was delivered into the devil’s...
A corny blonde joke
Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he...
Before Viagra
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds...