Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
Blonde quickies 221-230
221. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo…
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of...
Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt…
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for...
What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...