It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...
Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
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Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...
Attempts by the dumb
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...