Can You See?
Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day...
2 cute ones…
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Men…STOP…it’s fruitless!
*** You just can’t win, and here are the reasons why: ***If you put...
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women…
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant:...
LOFT
Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer...
A corny blonde joke
Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...