Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...
Computer lingo guide
|Log on – Adding a log to your wood stoveLog off – Don’t add...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
No rest on this island
A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.The...
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
Hamsterdam!
|Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his name…
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his namelegally changed. When he...