God being a man.
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Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery…
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery chain...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand…
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor...
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Top ten things men would do if …
TOP TEN things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina...
Men And Ceramic Tiles
What do ceramic tile and men have in common?If you lay them right the...