Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
Short Lawyer Jokes II
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a...
Golden Anniversary
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
Having Affairs
Did you hear about the doctor who had his license taken away because he...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...