Having the equipment
A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
Out All Night Drinking
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The...
A Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in...
No children yet
Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three...
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see...
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...