Hiding Baldness
What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing hishair across...
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
Insult Collection #2
Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that’s the...
A clear moral
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
The Scottsman!
What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling...
The dinner guests!
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course...
Royalty and W
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force...