Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
Money Talks!
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look,...
Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
|10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them....
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book?
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book? Because they all have...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
Appeal
An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven. But not at all happy...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...