Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
A six year old comes crying…
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled...
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop…
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus...
The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...
men and beer bottles
|What do men and beer bottles have in common?They are both empty from the...
Panda Bear
What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper...
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...
Polak Sharing Treasure
One Russian and one Polish workman were digging the foundations for a new road....
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father...