Punctuation Changes!
Why English Teachers Are Important: The Words are the same. Only the punctuation changes…Dear...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
Tombstone Epitaph I
Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzekial...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
One day, a fellow went for a ride…
One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”